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This year result-checking is much more exciting! And that’s because I get to legitimately check my sister’s results while she is suffering in Myanmar for the greater good
Her results? OMG. I think we’ve got weird-exotic blood running in our veins.
Note: Dear Lord, please watch over my sister’s safety and health while she is away. Amen.
During one of my friend’s adventurous exploration, they found a door in business school to Narnia. A mysterious land filled with wonder…
The door in disguise of a stairway. One would expect this door to lead to a dark flight of stairs up the building just like any other flight of stairs.
When the door is opened, you are in Narnia. The door leads you to a land with stone bricks walls and stones tablets looking like the graves from the 18th Century.
Wow… Narnia…[*slap my legs]
Stupid Narnia. It should be called Narnia the Feasting Ground for the Mozzies.
At this very place within 10 minutes, my legs were filled with 7 mosquito bites. What a feast, a blood buffet!
At this very mysterious land, I was also introduced to an interesting plant, the CB leaves.
CB leaves, where CB is an acronym for a female genital organ, are commonly found in the forests where our nation’s young hot-bloodied men train during their national service. The name of this leaves was derived from the 0.00001% resemblances of the leaves coupled with the wild imaginations of our young men with raging hormones.
Sigh. What are we doing to our future leaders of our society?
Recently, our school has being very active with a recycling project in campus and with that being my pet interest I did not delete those mails without reading them. The follow up inspection results were hilarious.
Excerpts from our school circular,
In general, there is an improvement in recycling activities on campus as evident through the increase in the correct types of recyclables in every recycling bins. However, it is observed that people have a tendency to throw plastic bottles into the ‘yellow’ recycling bins meant for aluminum cans.
4. Bins in the Faculty of Arts and Social Sciences have the highest level of segregated wastes.
5. Recycling bins in the Faculty of Engineering have the highest level of contamination. These bins contain wastes that cannot be recycled or recyclable wastes were thrown into the wrong bins. For example, Styrofoam food containers in “Paper” bin, paper cups in “Plastic” bins and “Can” bins.
Conclusion:
(1) Students from the faculty of engineering can’t differentiate the materials of the wastes. Styrofoam is not paper, it is not even biodegradable!
(2) Students from the faculty of engineering can’t read. Plastic, Paper, Cans.
(3) These students don’t give a damn.
Sigh. Life is not just about algorithms, numbers and machines.
Thesis is now declared as a sensitive topic to be discussed in public. Tensions rising among thesis students and violence outbreak may be seen.
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