I know bananas are beneficial, with lots of potassium, vitamin B6, and are a good energy booster which also aid bowel movement. But seriously, public sex for these benefits? I’ll rather have constipation for a month.

Banana sex cult leader hunted by police in Papua New Guinea

Police in Papua New Guinea police are hunting the leader of a sex cult who promised villagers a bumper banana harvest if they had sex in public. It said the cult leader was wanted for a range of alleged offences over the past four months, including threatening people and illegal sexual activity.

- Extracted from http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6194175/Banana-sex-cult-leader-hunted-by-police-in-Papua-New-Guinea.html

TOP TEN SEX EXCUSES

1. Too tired
2. I’m not in the mood
3. I’ve got a headache
4. I’ve got to get up in the morning
5. I’m pre-occupied with work
6. I’m angry with you
7. I can hear one of the children
8. You need a shower
9. I’ve got a bad back
10. Too soon in our relationship

OMG. These excuses (especially 1 to 5) sounded so Singaporean but are actually very universal. But what if they are genuine reasons? Especially in our fast-paced society!

Extracted from http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6195654/Top-excuse-to-avoid-sex-Im-too-tired.html

I want this umbrella. It’s strong, durable and useful for whacking pesky Ah Peks. HAHA. But they definitely need to improve the appearance of these umbrellas to appeal to the image conscious girls.

The umbrella that protects against rain and muggers

Makers Real Self-Defense say their brolly is as strong as a steel pipe despite weighing only 775g and is already proving a hit across the UK and Europe. They claim it is perfect for use as a self-defence weapon, particularly when combined with knowledge of martial arts training such as Kendo, a Japanese style of fencing.

- Extracted from : http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6195652/The-umbrella-that-protects-against-rain-and-muggers.html

Short people ordered to stand behind President Nicolas Sarkozy during speech

Twenty short people were ordered to stand behind French President Nicolas Sarkozy to make him look taller while delivering a televised speech.

Reason being?
“Mr Sarkozy, who is notoriously sensitive about his height, did not want a repeat of the fiasco in June when he was caught using a footstool when delivering a speech alongside Gordon Brown and President Barack Obama on one of Normandy’s D-Day beaches. Both the 5ft 11ins British Prime Minister and 6ft 2 ins US leader towered above Mr Sarkozy when they used the same podium, humiliating him in front of a worldwide audience.”

Extracted from http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/6148922/Short-people-ordered-to-stand-behind-President-Nicolas-Sarkozy-during-speech.html

HILARIOUS.

This is a crazy world. Twelve? I’m not good in sports but isn’t that almost enough to form a soccer team?

Tunisian woman pregnant with 12 babies eclipses Nadia Suleman’s octuplets

The unnamed teacher and her husband are said to be ecstatic about the pregnancy, which was achieved with fertility treatment after they suffered two miscarriages. They are expecting six boys and six girls and the woman is thought to be as much as nine months’ pregnant.

- Source: Telegraph.co.uk