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My Ungrateful Butt.

October 22, 2009 in Myself and I, Rants and Opinions by somethingboutrenes | No comments

For once when I’ve decided to stop procrastinating and get my saggy butt moving this was the response.

Me: Ok I’m going jogging later.
Him: ?!!

How encouraging. But I totally deserved it. I merely jogged for 15 minutes and walked for another 5 minutes. Forget about the jogging stats (I know most people measure their progress in KM. HMPH.) and let’s move on to the less glamorous part of jogging.

Initially I was all dressed up to go burn the fats sitting on my ungrateful butt and thighs, but soon realized I look more like I’m going for a swim then a jog. I should thank the Romans for inventing mirrors in the 4000 BC (According to the all trustworthy source of knowledge - WikiAnswers )

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I ended up looking like a middle aged lady all ready to burn her long-overdue-postnatal-fats. GRRR.

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Not Noisy, Not Violent, Not Crazy, just ME.

October 14, 2009 in Miscellaneous, Myself and I, Rants and Opinions by somethingboutrenes | No comments

Following my previous post about me giving birth to a baby (which is completely false), a concerned friend emailed to convey his unease about my (imaginary) child turning out just like me.

His reasons given were, “I’m so noisy, so violent, and so crazy, and like to open mouth so big.”

In my defense, I replied,

“I am not noisy. I’m chirpy, cheerful and friendly.
I’m not violent. I’ve skill in self defense.
I’m not crazy. I’m spontaneous, creative and fun!
I do not open my mouth so big. I’m just a little vocal and expressive.
DUH”

SHUCKS. Why am I even having this email exchanges with him?! Grrrr.

Scatterbrain.

September 14, 2009 in Myself and I, Work by somethingboutrenes | No comments

Freak. I forgot to bring my laptop charger home from the office and I need to do up the minutes tonight! What’s worst is that I won’t be back in the office till Wednesday because I’ve got a workshop to attend!

GAWD. This is when I truly hate my scatterbrain.

22 min remaining.

On my way back to the office.

Red Nail Lacquers.

September 9, 2009 in Myself and I by somethingboutrenes | No comments

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[Credits: http://anemotionalfailure.deviantart.com/art/Red-nails-61485971 ]

I love red nail lacquers. She is sexy, charming, feminine and strong and she elongates my fingers.

I’m insane.

The Judgmental Object

July 26, 2009 in Myself and I by somethingboutrenes | No comments

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[Credits: http://gnarlypixy.deviantart.com/art/Weighing-judgment-36537663]

Everyone kept telling me I seem to have lost some weight. I stepped on the judgmental-weighing-scale and yes indeed. I lost 3 kilograms (no idea how?!) compared to the last time I stepped foot on that evil object. This time I hope he (the judgmental-weighing-scale) is telling me the truth instead of attributing his inaccuracy to his old age.

PS: I am not going crazy just because I talked to the objects in my apartment. 

July 23, 2009 in Love, Myself and I by somethingboutrenes | No comments

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My birthday present here a few weeks earlier! Thank you Jason!

Thirty Seven Point Two.

July 19, 2009 in Myself and I, Rants and Opinions by somethingboutrenes | No comments

Sick. Thirty Eight Point Seven. Thirty Seven Point Five. Thirty Seven Point Two. The drugs are making me high. 

The Conventional Commencement Ceremony.

July 13, 2009 in Myself and I, School by somethingboutrenes | 2 comments

We’ve got the valedictorian speech. We’ve got the name calling and systematic queuing for our scrolls. And we’ve got the award winners!

rebecOur valedictorian.

awardThat’s me!

Many people are curious what are those awards that I’ve won, here are the formal descriptions.

prizes

gold medal

  • Lee Kuan Yew Gold Medal: Best graduate throughout the course of study
  • Leslie Wong Memorial Medal: Best student awarded First Class Honours
  • Monetary Authority of Singapore Book Prize: Best student in BBA Hons exam
  • DaimlerChrysler Prize: Best two Honours graduates
  • Annie Tan Medal & Prize: Most Outstanding Female undergraduate.

The last medal is the one that I’m most proud of and thankful for! It’s an award given to recognize female students who not just do well academically but who are also bilingual and had contributed to the community.

I am bilingual and am proud of my heritage! HAHA! At least now, I have another skill/talent other than studying. -_-

I’m toying with the idea of bringing these gold medals to pawn shop for gold valuation. HAHA.

Shitty Shitty Bangs Bangs

July 9, 2009 in Myself and I by somethingboutrenes | 3 comments

I just got a new haircut and gave myself bangs. Now I look like a boy. The next thing you know, I will be banging my newly styled hair against the wall.

The BIG Bra Sale

July 5, 2009 in Myself and I, Rants and Opinions by somethingboutrenes | 6 comments

the big bra sale

Boyfriend: Look, there’s a BIG BRA sale. Hmm. But I doubt you’ll find anything there.

URGH.

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