For the rest of the month, I miss the freedom of being a student.

I saw the most H____* female canine that I’ve ever encountered today. She pounced on the other “innocent-looking” male canine when she detected his presence and his poor owner had to pull him away while she butt sniffed and jumped with her floppy pink ears (her owner is Korean. -_- WTH).

*Picture was used to prevent an unexpected surge of blog hits from H____ individuals.

[Credits: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthpicturegalleries/5966251/The-weirdest-animals-on-Planet-Earth.html]

[Credits: http://chalyons.deviantart.com/art/The-Muse-in-the-Flesh-54625459]

Badminton. Eight to Ten pm. Seventh August Two Thousand and Nine. Friday. SIA Sports Club. Seven Two Six Upper Changi Road East.

*Interested parties please give me a call.

Did I mention how much I love handbag size magazines? Our local magazine publishers (SPH, Mediacorp and ACP etc) should be ashamed of themselves! Look how tiny this Glamour is! So tiny it fits into my handbag without squashing it!

They should seriously consider resizing their magazines to (1) save the mother Earth, (2) bring greater convenience to their female readers and (3) save cost!

Over dinner and desserts we shared our stories.

Having to write this entry saddened my heart. First, there are many naïve girls around. Second, some guys deserve to be shot but instead of being shot, the guys are marrying naïve girls.

Some of my regular readers may find the above mentioned/shown guy familiar, he is actually the same guy mentioned in this entry (For new readers, please do read this entry before proceeding with the rest of this post).

The reasons why this blog is featured in SbR are, (1) a little birdie tipped me off that the bas***d is still a bas***d, (2) this entry serves to remind girls to keep their eyes open and that bas***ds do exist and (3) this can be a crowd-pulling post for SbR.

Let’s begin.

One.

According to a birdie, this Bvlgari proposal ring looks exactly like the one that his ex-fiancée returned to him after they breakup. He REUSED the proposal ring?

Two.

According to the same birdie, this Swarovski crystal bear was given to her when they were together and she returned it back to him after they broke up. HE REUSED the crystal bear (no question mark here). What’s worst? HE came out with a lousy story for the bear.

Three.

After buying all the expensive “gifts” for her, they settled on wedding bands from Poh Heng Jewellery – the most “Stylish jeweler in town”. Why not Bvlgari, Cartier or Tiffany?

I sincerely hope the guy did not reuse the gifts because I couldn’t think of any reason why any guys would want to do that. A friend suggested some reasons which deeply enlightened me.

MCQ: Why would a guy REUSE the same proposal ring?

A. He’s a jerk
B. He’s an idiot
C. He’s a bastard
D. He’s a cheapo
E. He’s worthless
F. ALL OF THE ABOVE                                      (           )

I have a feeling the answer is F. I guess I must be happy that he is a tree hugger. Reuse. Reduce. Recycle.

The Wedding March Dance. Sweet.

Babe, have fun on Wednesday!

You can save the Earth by reducing waste

Two.

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You will look cool because expats, young educated executives and celebrities carry one

Three.

[Credit: http://www.bunnyshop.org/bunnyshop/2008/05/we-love-baggu-a.html]

Many stylish grocery bags are available in the market so there’s no excuse for chic individuals

Four.

You can comfortably carry all your groceries.

Five.

[Credit: www.fairprice.com.sg]

You can save ten cents (for penny saving individuals) if you BYOB and spend more than ten dollars in the largest supermarket chain here