Not Noisy, Not Violent, Not Crazy, just ME.

Following my previous post about me giving birth to a baby (which is completely false), a concerned friend emailed to convey his unease about my (imaginary) child turning out just like me.

His reasons given were, “I’m so noisy, so violent, and so crazy, and like to open mouth so big.”

In my defense, I replied,

“I am not noisy. I’m chirpy, cheerful and friendly.
I’m not violent. I’ve skill in self defense.
I’m not crazy. I’m spontaneous, creative and fun!
I do not open my mouth so big. I’m just a little vocal and expressive.
DUH”

SHUCKS. Why am I even having this email exchanges with him?! Grrrr.