April 2009

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My sister rushed out of the bathroom, bursting with excitement to tell me about this joke regarding her friend’s friend.

This joke is about this girl and a random boy in a club.

B: (swagger and smile seductively at G) Hey babe, may I know your name?
G: Ha, my name is the same as a very famous jeweler. It starts with a T!
B: (pauses for a while and flashes a wide smile) I KNOW! TIANPO!
G: -.-

LOL. This is for real. 

Whoever doesn’t know who this FAMOUS T-name jeweler that we are talking about, please go bang your head against the nearest wall you can find NOW.

Note: For those head banging people. The answer is Tiffany. You idiot.

Here are some pictures I took at the showroom of my prized asset.

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The living room

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The bedrooms.

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I lurve the toilet

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The minuscule kitchen

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tsk.

I just bought THE Largest Asset of my life. Ever.

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Now. I need to live a frugal life.

No more random taxi rides. Eating out is a luxury. No more shopping. Oh I can hear the mannequins calling out my name.

On a happier note, maybe my Easties friends should prepare a welcoming party for me. 

The Seoul Lusting Series is a weekly collaboration between two esteemed blogger Amandina and SbR. This series seeks to introduce COOL HIP NEW CHIC PLACE in Seoul for our itineraries.

A trip to Seoul is not complete without a visit to Korea’s “jjimjilbang” (a unique Korean-type sauna)! Spend a day / night in one allows you to soak up all therapeutic, beauty and health benefits in their various facilities. The Dragon Hill Spa is one of the largest, most luxurious jimjilbangs in Seoul providing various facilities such as the conventional oak wood charcoal oven, the crystal salt room and Hinoki forest bath among others for a mere 10,000 or 12,000 won (Approx SGD12 – 14)! And you wonder why the Koreans always carry a healthy flush on their cheek!

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For more information: A Visit to the Luxurious “Dragon Hill Spa” in Seoul

 

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Insomnia hit me yesterday till 0452.

 

Note: I realized I’ve been blogging a little way too much. Is this what people call blog diarrhoea? 

Yasmin Ahmad is brilliant. Yes. Many know her only recently as the critically-acclaimed film director behind the funeral ad for Ministry of Community Development, Youth and Sports (MCYS) while others may have already seen her ads for PETRONAS in Malaysia. I particularly love this. Our children are colour blind and we should definitely keep them that way.

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my beloved sister is attached. woot!

The boat ride to Batam Island was horrible. It was stuffy and warm inside. Instead of turning ourselves into dried shrimps, Jason and I decided to take a breather outside.

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According to Visit Batam 2010, if you have not been to Barelang Bridge that means you have not been to Batam. So for the very first time, we went on to the bridge and took pictures like what tourists should do.

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On the bridge, there were street hawkers selling some local street fare, like deep fried crab and shrimp-flour fritters. After the Indian Rojak saga, you definitely need an adventurous heart to try those street delights.

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We had seafood lunch beside a Kelong (a Malay word to describe a form of offshore platform built predominantly with wood). It may look all scenic, tranquil and peaceful from our pictures.

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But in reality, we were all battling against the army of flies. YIKES. The food was average and I can’t help thinking of the black pepper crab we ate the last time round!

For massage, the mini bus driver (The twelve of us paid $8 each to rent a full day mini bus) brought us to a dubious massage parlor called Universal Massage instead of The Sports Massage that Cat recommended. The reason given? He said someone died there before. -_- A more likely reason? He probably earns commission from Universal Massage. With our almighty woman’s instinct, the girls went around inspecting the environment and concluded that Universal Massage is not where we belong. Why? First, there were scantily dressed people walking around. Second, a place with many old men only means something. Third, the decorative lights were red! Fourth, the staffs were not in uniform. Fifth, an old Caucasian man held my friend’s waist on his way out. Hello. This is not a club! With these obvious signs of a sleazy massage parlor, we told the guide we refused to have our massage there. By the time we got the guide to call Sports Massage they were all fully booked. SIGH. He even took my Sports Massage name card! But if you are interested, just look out for a blue signboard across the street of Harmoni Hotel. Fortunately, we found a place (cannot remember the name) with scrub and massage services similar to Sports Massage at a comparable rate.

Shopping in Batam basically means grocery shopping. For women, you can get cheap monthly essentials, full and travel size toiletries. For men, I remember from my last trip, the guys bought a lot of toothbrushes. -_- For young and old, you can buy cheap snacks like Keropok (fish shrimps crackers), Cereals (my friend bought 3 boxes of cereals, Honey Stars, Coco Crunch, Milo, one of each) and Tim Tam (Indonesia made Tim Tam cost half the price of Australia made Tim Tam but taste just as good. Ok, maybe just 80% of the goodness derived from the Aussie ones.)

I’ve been to Batam thrice in my life and each time I experienced something different.

SIGNS, one of the participating films for The Schweppes Short Film Festival 2009, was simply magical, intelligent use of music and words/signs brought life to this 12 minute film. A perfect example of effective product placement featuring Schweppes in a subtle yet noticeable manner.

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Watch other participating films at http://www.schhh.eu/shortfilms/ .

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