I love Betty.

Homemade brownie. Yes I made them.

 

Him: Wow, the brownie is good! You made them?

Me: Yes. I made them just for you.

Him: Wow! Where did you get the recipe from? Don’t tell me you used pre-mixed??

Me: Er no. Of course not. I found the recipe online and ya, made from scratch. I’m very sincere about making you brownies can….

Him: Hmmm. (Not convinced). It’s good it’s good.

[He brought home some brownies for his parents to try. ]

Him: Hey, my mum said your brownie is damn good. She wants the recipe. She wants to try baking them.

Me: Er…. Er…

Him: Why?? You bought them ?? You didn’t make them?

Me: No. I baked them of course.

Him: And….

Me: It’s from Betty.

Him: Betty….

Me: Pre-mix…… Betty Crocker…

-_-”

Sexy Strawberry

Nice picture??

He said this picture is nice.

The reason. “Cause when you zoom in, you can see me!”

Zzz

Zoomed In.