With the popular demand of my past seasons of Swinging Eligible Bachelor series, I am proud to bring you the all new and juicier seasons of Swinging Eligible Bachelorette.
First up, we have with us, Ms Sharon Lau.
The self-proclaimed thirty-six F is a species that is hard to come by. Other than her well endowed feminine assets, this lady has got lots of wit and humor up her head too.
Currently working in an advertising firm, her great sense of style and her naturally friendliness is definitely going to charm you off your chair.
Besides being able to whoop up delicacies ranging from Chinese, Thai, Japanese, Italian and many other international cuisines, she can also bake you some sweet treats that will melt your heart.
On top of that, she is a girlfriend who possesses a caring and loving heart and is always willing to commit 100% to a guy she loves.
I was told to indicate “tall, handsome, rich and drives a car” somewhere in this post, but I know deep down inside her, she is looking for a guy who cares and loves her just like how she will.
My client strongly “advised” me to include her vital stats in this post which I thought was not necessary as I believed her above mentioned virtues are enough to wow you. But like what she said, all clients are difficult. So here goes,
Vital stats: 36F – 24- 33
Age: 23 years old
Height: 1.65m
Weight: 46 kg.
Yes I know a rare species indeed but a word of caution. Her heart is now in a complete broken state so please do not apply if you are not up to managing it.
Interested parties do leave your particulars behind and you’ll be expecting a call soon.
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tansilin, remove this post. no takers after so long really bring the word “eligibility” to shame.
im so sinking further into depression.
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i am not removing. cause most ppl will talk to me in private in order to protect their privacy and most of them i’ll refer to you after the screening process. don’t worry, you’re in demand. have some confidence in yourself girl.
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to the above-mentioned “MOST PPLE”:
there’s this word called “anonymous” in the dictionary. ring a bell?
maybe you can try write something under this pretext?
do me a favour yes?argh.
tan.si.lin.if your blog is tangible, im so going to burn it down.
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hahaha… Serene’s right!
Humor + Style + friendliness = deadly combination! hang in there while she sort out the eligibles ya?
life’s too short….. be happy!
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we have a brave one here! hello! nice to talk to u!
my name is sharon as you may already know! im not male (i think), not attached, not very short, not very ugly (i hope.), not very poor, not very boring, not very stuck-up (i may appear so though. sometimes.), not very old (actually quite. but nvm.), not very stupid, not very unfunny, not very….
oh dear, i forgot to ask if you are even one of the “MOST PPLE”.
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wow for the first time in my blogging and matchmaking history, there’s ppl who openly exchange their contacts! Coolness.
On a side note, Dav how did you find out about this post or blog?
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